GAME: Wishes for Granted

[Darkside 6ix]

Alright, well I know it's been a while since I have been active on this forum, but school has priority. I thought since I have gotten into the groove of highschool, now I can start to become more active on Spudfiles once again =D. Why not come back and bring a little fun with me? Well here's a game that me and my friends play and it can get to become pretty fun.

Okay so, generally good things come of wishes right? But here we have to corrupt a wish before posting our own.

The person posting above you will post something they wish for, then you post that it’s granted but somehow make it undesirable.

Example:
I wish I had a million dollars.

>Granted, but it’s all in pennies.

After you’ve corrupted the previous person’s wish, post your own.


Okay, my wish.
I wish that I had an Alienware desktop computer.

[jonnyboy]

Granted:It will be outdated in months.

Wish: I had the machining facilities to make some really cool hybrids.

[ALIHISGREAT]

Granted: but you don't have the machining skills

Wish: i had the perfect 50" HD TV + surround sound for playing xbox on.

[potatoflinger]

Wish: I had the machining facilities to make some really cool hybrids.

Granted, but Larda's will still be better

Wish: I had big tires for my truck.

[Darkside 6ix]

Granted: But you don't have an xbox

I wish had mad guitar skill to play on my guitar

EDIT: whoops that was supposed to be one post up

[cowkiller]

granted: but your fingers are stubby to play right

Wish: my truck was restored

[rp181]

granted: But it will only get 1 mpg
Wish: I was dead <---try and corrupt that ;o

[ALIHISGREAT]

granted: but you made the rope too long. LOLOL

i wish i had a paintball gun.

[Demon]

Granted: you dont have any paintball field near you

Wish: swimming in a pvc pipe and fittings sea

[cowkiller]

granted but you can afford the paint balls
i wished i had a better house

sorry trying to post for the other one

[Ragnarok]

I suspect this will get negative mod attention, but...

Wish: swimming in a pvc pipe and fittings sea

It's ALL unrated.

I wish that this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Fnord]

I wish that this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Granted; your wish will not be corrupted, but Top Gear has been canceled.
Edit: I got a better one:
Or, Web comics have been banned in the UK.


I wish for SF to be switched to PHPBB3

[VH_man]

Granted, but You forget how to do it, loose intrest, and quit spudgunning.

I wish attractive girls went to my school that had brains

[mark.f]

Granted. They get into an elaborate discussion about atrophysics with you, and when you don't have much to say, they brand you as a retard and go date your best friend, who knows about astrophysics.

I wish for a new engine. ADDITION: that ran smoothly, had loads of power, was IN MY truck, could SPIN THE WHEELS, my truck FUNCTIONED PERFECTLY with it, got EXTREMELY GOOD GAS MILEAGE, required maintenance THAT DID NOT INVOLVE MORE THAN 15 MINUTES OF WORK ONLY EVERY 12 MONTHS, and other than that, conformed to ALL PERFORMANCE SPECS AND OUTPUT FIGURES OF MY CURRENT ENGINE, OR EXCEEDED THEM (IN AREAS WHERE THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THING). ALSO, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN ONCE THIS WISH IS GRANTED.

[rp181]

granted, but its made for a micro rc helicopter

I wish that i had the power to prevent anyone from making wishes.