make an airsoft canon booby tray using an electric solinoeid valve wired to go off when he uses the hole
you want to make him airsoft overkill, not miserable
Airsoft
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iknowmy3tables
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I didn't read anyone elses posts, so if someone said this already, sorry, but you got to do what I did to "fix" my skunk problem.
I made an electronic switch, which I wired to the electronic solenoid on my BIG pneumatic, which was loaded with 8000 airsoft rounds. I put the switch underneath a bowl of dog food (for the skunk...). Next morning, I was out 8k rounds, and about 3 skunks.
Put the switch on the ground over there, hide the gun, that f*ckin tard ll' get a good 8k rounds up his ass... That's enough hits for about 400 wins eh?
Oh... as I was typing this, I saw iknowmy3tables post... Still... I don't have a skunk problem no more
I made an electronic switch, which I wired to the electronic solenoid on my BIG pneumatic, which was loaded with 8000 airsoft rounds. I put the switch underneath a bowl of dog food (for the skunk...). Next morning, I was out 8k rounds, and about 3 skunks.
Put the switch on the ground over there, hide the gun, that f*ckin tard ll' get a good 8k rounds up his ass... That's enough hits for about 400 wins eh?
Oh... as I was typing this, I saw iknowmy3tables post... Still... I don't have a skunk problem no more
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Tater Salad
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A friend was doing something like this once to me and I acted like I didnt notice or care then gave him a five second shock next time I saw him before he could react. After he got pissed I explained why and he understood but was still angry. He's basically my bitch now too. but we're still friends. A good threat always works too and you could just tell him to tell your dad he did it or do something (press charges).
(Good Threat)
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyeballs with a rusty nail then punish f**k your skull while simultaneously using a device connected to a tazer stuck up your ass against your prostate to make you involuntarily splooge all over yourself while your being face raped"
I honestly said that to someone once and they never gave me any bullsh*t ever again.
(Good Threat)
"I'm gonna gouge out your eyeballs with a rusty nail then punish f**k your skull while simultaneously using a device connected to a tazer stuck up your ass against your prostate to make you involuntarily splooge all over yourself while your being face raped"
I honestly said that to someone once and they never gave me any bullsh*t ever again.
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Salty didn't see it. Care to explain?
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Ever had a b*tch stand on your balls?
My friend alex.
9th grade.
Urgent Care.
Didn't lose em' but he actually got a type of... "brace"... you could say...
It was horrible man...
I wish there were video cell phones back then... I would send ya'll a vid...
My friend alex.
9th grade.
Urgent Care.
Didn't lose em' but he actually got a type of... "brace"... you could say...
It was horrible man...
I wish there were video cell phones back then... I would send ya'll a vid...
The bad guy tied him naked to a chair with the bottom cut out. Then he got a fat rope with a huge knot on the end and kept whipping it up under the chair straight into his nads.
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medievalman
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Its a good movie. and that was what i was talking about. it would be great! 
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iknowmy3tables
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arn't cotch attacks a formal inconvetional warfare, like isn't their some unwritten rule that says no man shall attack another man in the testicular area cause a) thats just not right b)its cheap c)its unethical
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Flying_Salt
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Well, now those rules are written! Ha ha ha! You wrote them!
Sorry, had a dumb moment.
My big sis saw that movie said it was good, and told me not to see it. That little p*rv...
Sorry, had a dumb moment.
My big sis saw that movie said it was good, and told me not to see it. That little p*rv...
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The Previously Unwritten Rules of MAN(!):
1. Though shalt not damage the testicles of another man.
2. Though shalt not **** another Man's b*tch.
3. Though shalt not **** another Man's wife.
4. Though shalt not remove thy own testicles. (sex change)
5. Though shalt not be a f*g.
(you see it censored out f*g cause I'm not a f*g cause only f*gs should be allowed to say f*g)
1. Though shalt not damage the testicles of another man.
2. Though shalt not **** another Man's b*tch.
3. Though shalt not **** another Man's wife.
4. Though shalt not remove thy own testicles. (sex change)
5. Though shalt not be a f*g.
(you see it censored out f*g cause I'm not a f*g cause only f*gs should be allowed to say f*g)