GAME: Wishes for Granted

[Ragnarok]

You get some curtains, but they are in flowery pink.

I wish I had some blackout curtains for this room - and I don't care if they're flowery pink, I just want something that blocks light better than this set.

[cannon monkey]

lol this is very funny

[mark.f]

WTF!?

I quit.

Ragnarok, have fun with your lead curtains.

I wish for complete shit.

[VH_man]

Granted, but it hits a fan and your entire person gets a fine misting of crap.

I wish i knew how to calculate the gear ratio needed for my Bike to work in chain drive mode.

[Ragnarok]

I wish i knew how to calculate the gear ratio needed for my Bike to work in chain drive mode.

Sure, but you'll have to PM me.

I wish to forego my wish, thus avoiding any trouble.

[Eddbot]

Granted...Not much else to say...

I wish to start this game in another forum, with Darkside 6ix's permission of course.

[cannon monkey]

wish granted but it wont be as fun ( funny )

i wish my numb leg would stop being numb

[Eddbot]

Granted. But at the same time your other leg goes numb.

I wish for lots of things.

[cannon monkey]

wish granted but all the ( lot of things) are broken and un-fix-able

[Fnord]

I wish for lots of things.

I wish for a tesla coil.

[cannon monkey]

sorry i have to grant this wish
wish granted

but as u plug it in and start it up
it zaps u

i wish for a lot of land so i can shoot my cannon with out cops

[Darkside 6ix]

Granted...Not much else to say...

I wish to start this game in another forum, with Darkside 6ix's permission of course.

Oh why of course Eddbot
Granted, it has to be on the most crappiest forum out there.

I wish for everything, and I wish to be against everything, therefor canceling each other out creating an incomprehendable equlibrium destroying the dark matter in a mirror world, causing everything imaginable to implode and dissapear leaving nothing but a piece of cotton.

[keep_it_real]

Granted: Wouldn't you rather be human than cotton?

Wish: I didn't have to go to school

[FishBoy]

granted, but suddenly, a weavil appears and quickly devours the cotton, and then becomes the first planet of the new existence.

I wish I had a foiler moth (http://www.xsracing.org/images/home/1130.jpg)

side note- i sail if you didn't get that

[Darkside 6ix]

Granted, but there are a bunch of holes and tears in it, thus rendering your sail useless.

I wish I was dead