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Wrong sorta pump....
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:43 am
by Mitchza89
Gee was this a shock.....I went and typed "Homemade pressure pump" into google. What came up was a bloody homemade penis pump... Who the hell makes a penis pump?! The very bored spudder
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:47 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
you bastard, that was
too funny not to look up!!!
lolol oh dear!
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:51 am
by Mitchza89
Hahahahaha oh dear god what have I done. Pretty soon I can expect to see a new section on SF, The Penis Pump Showcase
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:54 am
by Hotwired
ROFL
You can just hear the clatter of mice clicking already.
But remember!
Over-enthusiastic penis pumping can burst blood vessels and cause blisters
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:54 am
by Hubb
Thank you, Mitchza. I was having sort of a bad day....until I read this.
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:57 am
by Mitchza89
I'd be worried if someone showed off their pump...............that was 3in of 3/4in copper....
Hahaha
edit: No worries Hubb017. I just found a link for a pressurised super beer bong! Can air pressure have a better use apart from guns, genitals and alcohol.
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:21 am
by bluerussetboy
please don't use a vacuum cleaner
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:02 pm
by Killjoy
^^yeah I've heard bad stories about that.
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:08 pm
by MaxuS
Vacuum Cleaner Penis Pump AKA 'The Blender 2000', now selling at a store near you!
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:00 pm
by dewey-1
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:03 pm
by Fnord
Maybe this should have been posted under "JSR's alternate uses".
Oh JSR, you take so many for the team
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:07 pm
by jackssmirkingrevenge
_Fnord wrote:Oh JSR, you take so many for the team
True, I'm so sore I don't even friggin
need a penis pump!
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:21 pm
by dewey-1
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:24 pm
by jackssmirkingrevenge
I dare not imagine what this thread would have turned into by tomorrow morning *headdesk*
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:50 pm
by Necrosis
jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I dare not imagine what this thread would have turned into by tomorrow morning *headdesk*
Urethral stretching by means of a balloon?