I'm sitting here nibbling on a freasly smoked 16 lbs. or so GLAZED HAM!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM It is realy realy good, got MUSTERD PATATO SALED!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM It's also realy realy good!
Just wanted to rub it in a little!!
Happy Easter everybody,
Jarrod
Happy Easter
...ummmm. Isn't Easter tomorrow? Apparently I'm having a Puerto Rican style dinner at my neighbor's house...????????
"There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved by the proper application of explosives"
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Yea it's tomorrow, but we do all our holidays a day early so my brothers and sister can do the inlaw thing, it's ok by me, i get the holidays to myself. I normaly crank up the stareo loud enough to raddle the pictures off the walls, make little toys that go BANG!!
Fun fun!!!
Fun fun!!!
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SteamRoller
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"Gammon is from an Old Northern French word "Gambe" for hind- leg of the pig or ham. However, if one wants a whole ham then a ham is ordered, if one wants part of the ham (usually boned and rolled or cut into steaks) that portion of the ham is usually called Gammon."
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zvallance1
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Im vegetarian, so i dont need no steenken gammon (that sounded just plain weird...)SteamRoller wrote:"Gammon is from an Old Northern French word "Gambe" for hind- leg of the pig or ham. However, if one wants a whole ham then a ham is ordered, if one wants part of the ham (usually boned and rolled or cut into steaks) that portion of the ham is usually called Gammon."
and remember, in soviet russia, GAMMON EATS YOU
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feral_patriot
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Christ wasn't a Vegetarian.
I didn't know they celebrated Easter in Soviet Russia.
What happened to the "Soviet Union" ? Are they two seperate entities?
So, you have carnivorous pigs there that roam around freely devouring people?
Maybe you should come to the aid of your countrymen and become a meat eater and go stock your freezer like a good ol' boy would!
I didn't know they celebrated Easter in Soviet Russia.
What happened to the "Soviet Union" ? Are they two seperate entities?
So, you have carnivorous pigs there that roam around freely devouring people?
Maybe you should come to the aid of your countrymen and become a meat eater and go stock your freezer like a good ol' boy would!-
zvallance1
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im jewish. i don't need no steenken Christ.=)feral_patriot wrote:Christ wasn't a Vegetarian.
I didn't know they celebrated Easter in Soviet Russia.
What happened to the "Soviet Union" ? Are they two seperate entities?
So, you have carnivorous pigs there that roam around freely devouring people?
and the "in Soviet Russia" jokes are from a neat comedian named Yakov Smirnoff.
As for the Russia/Union part...I really dont know...I'm not russian nor do I plan on ever being one...I figure that its something I can get thru life without knowing.
And anyways...while all the good ol' boys are out getting eaten by the wild pigs, while they try to get them into the freezer, I'll be laughing at them...for a long, long time.
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feral_patriot
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I never figured you to be Jewish , my mother,G-d rest her, was also Jewish . You have an interesting sense of humor as well as an equally interesting take on Christ, do you lean towards Orthidox?
Y. Smirnoff, is he real or is that a vodka that makes everything funny?
Y. Smirnoff, is he real or is that a vodka that makes everything funny?
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feral_patriot
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So, knowing my Mother was Jewish,you (zvallance1) realize of course what that means to the blood-line...right? 
NO offense inffered here.
You can ruminate on that.
If needed,I'll extrapellate.
NO offense inffered here.
You can ruminate on that.
If needed,I'll extrapellate.
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zvallance1
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Well thanks, i aprecciate the comment about my sense of humor (hoping its a compliment, anyways lol), and sorry to hear about your mother.feral_patriot wrote:I never figured you to be Jewish , my mother,G-d rest her, was also Jewish . You have an interesting sense of humor as well as an equally interesting take on Christ, do you lean towards Orthidox?
Y. Smirnoff, is he real or is that a vodka that makes everything funny?
As for my religious views, my family and I consider ourselves to be the "observing jews" who just sit back and watch the observant jews who strictly follow the torah and such...So I guess, if anything, I'm a reform jew (about as far as you can get from orthadox and still be jewish)
And actually yes, Yakov Smirnoff is a real comedian...although your right..vodka does make everything funnier.
As to that, unless you're commenting thats jews are all destructive and love to blow holes in stuff with produce, then i think a further explanation would be in order =)feral_patriot wrote:you (zvallance1) realize of course what that means to the blood-line...right?
If needed,I'll extrapellate.
as for the rest of you senior members, READ THE FIRST POST! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!.
thats all.
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HAPPY EASTER
Time to get some cavities YAY
Time to get some cavities YAY