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Well tonight i was walking home from my friends house at around 8:00pm and it was dark. I passed a guy on this street that leads to my house, that has no street lights, and out of no where he punched me in the face! I am soo F*#*in' mad about it. In 7th grade on the last day of school 2 seniors jumped me in ski masks. I am really starting to hate my neighborhood.

HAHA! noice job there, Just whip out a spudgun and blast away your foes! (erm I mean scare them with the noise...haha..*uneasy laugh*)

Time for a stungun!

bear mace!

LOL! RARRRR! Get the mace!

Gotta love Southpark, do you just have really bad luck or did you manage to piss a lot of people off at some point?

stupid q but wats a bear mace?
u should just punch them bak

Hmm, I'd use a bear-catapult...

ProfessorAmadeus, sorry to hear about that man. Take some self-defense classes. Not martial arts, but self-defense classes. Some community colleges offer them, but look around.

experament_u2, this is bear mace: http://www.firsthomesecurity.com/mace/bepespma.html However, police-grade mace is better.

Peace,
Pete Zaria.

Don't be bullied!!!! Stand up for yourself or no one will have any respect for you!!! And you can take that to the bank!!! WIN/LOSE OR DRAW, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! It will give you more self pride then you have ever expericened!!! And thats a proven fact!!!

look for self denfence classes like contact karate ( they teach you how to
deal as much damage as possible before your oppnent can hit you).
Or at least the one I went to did

If you've got somebody in your family who's a cop, tell him about it and ask him to teach you how to fight.

My dad, (State Trooper, La), taught both me and my older brother how to fight.

Walk up to the punk thats given you a hard time for no reason, and when it trys to stare you down, bust it rite in the mouth! Face to face, man to man! You will gain respect of your piers!

I say taze his ass then tie him up. Then feel free to drag him all over town.

Im liking the stungun idea....