Next Door Neighbor Problem.

[beebs111]

or do some crazy sh*t like sunbathe in your backyard covered in chocolate sauce and see if she wants to make a sundae. find something that you need to paint with a paint sprayer and make sure some of the paint drifts with the wind and lands all over her house. does she have a car? if so sugar in the gas tank, bleach in the gas tank, im not sure which one does it but one of them siezes up the pistons. try applying some fake blood and cat fur around her fences and/or your yard and *cough* don't resort to kidnapping one of her cats and sacrificing it for the good of the neighborhood, if the police thought that her pets were escaping from her house and killing each other in your yard then she could have a serious problem.

[qbnbountyhunter]

bleach in her tank will really f**k up the engine.

hahaha, beebs: a bit drastic, but it could work

[Killjoy]

Hmm seeing as the idea that the lack of lovin for her may be the reason why she is such a b*tch (and The fact i feel like making an immature comment), maybe you should buy her a sex toy. If she doesn't end up using it I'm sure here cats will have fun playing with it, and imagine what the police would say if she compalined about the "gift" you gave here.

[potatoflinger]

You could write things on her lawn with miracle grow, then the grass where you put the miracle grow will grow faster and will turn a darker color of green. It's the perfect prank, she can't blame you, and it lasts for months!

[elitesniper]

or you can use this weed killer stuff i think? if you spary it on the grass it kills the grass and you can write stuff on the lawn lol

[potatoflinger]

or you can use this weed killer stuff i think? if you spary it on the grass it kills the grass and you can write stuff on the lawn lol

But that's vandalism With the miracle grow, you can just say you were trying to make her grass grow better. (I think that miracle grow would fall under the "lovin'" category, since you're just "helping")

[elitesniper]

right right, haha , how bout feed her cans steriods so they can ''grow'' then you can say i was just trying to make them big and strong hehe,

[Killjoy]

^^is Beastility illegal in australia?

(sorry couldn't resist).

[SpudUke5]

I really wouldnt resort to what killjiy say

But it would be funny if you convict her for it.

Well old people, crazy people, and cats need lovin too 8)

[rna_duelers]

Ok guys enough of the immature ways of fixing this,I've got a better Idea..Just continual annoyance,legal annoyances at that,nothing illegal.

[BigGrib]

you should play sound effeects of cats meowing and going off the wall

[Pyro Ninja]

Well with the music problem.....I believe you are aloud to make as much noise as you want from between 8am till 10pm.
as long as its not like a jet taking off or grenades exploding

[BigGrib]

yeah but aussies have different laws

[)DEMON(]

At first the title of this thread made me think of The girl next door, which made me happy but then I read the post which made me sad.

I don't really feel like reading though all 7 pages so I am assuming this might not have been covered.

This weird lady seems obsessed with spying on you, which is really creepy. Why don't you grow thick bush or bamboo between your house and hers so she can't see what you are doing?

[rna_duelers]

I wouldn't want to ruin my beautiful garden for one,and go to all that work over a crazy lady?I think not instead,i'll just annoy the sh*t out of her spying obsessiveness with loud music,air compressors,motorbikes etc.Hopefully she will die soon or move out.

And you pretty much got it right Demon except she also calls the police on me for little things like throwing an orange and it landing in her garden,and keeps all of my movements logged in a diary.