Wouldn't a pointy thing like that hurt?jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:lol.
Ok, now I have to tell you the story.
I noticed she had one of those big souvenir pencils in her bedside drawer, after enquiring what it was there for she revealed - a little red in the face - that she would occasionally use it for self pleasuring. "pfffft, you can do better than that!" says the ever mechanically minded JSR, et voila
Engineers eh, always looking for better solutions to existing problems
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
So it was YOU who invented the home made penis-pump!!??!!I apologise for my role
I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it...jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.
Yes, it just seems to sneak up on unsuspecting threads. You know, despite being very brightly coloured and large with poor choice of footwear, these perverted elephants are very stealthy.MrCrowley wrote:I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it...
I only just realised that this topic had been going for months and months....You people are sick! 