POLAND_SPUD wrote:it's not that I don't spend much time thinking about women...I do but I spend even more on valves.... I just realized that both QEVs and women have 3 'ports'.... now the question is "where is the pilot side on women ?" (ekhm ignore this post.. I am drunk)

The human body's all about valves and tubing, it's not a hard connection to make. Interestingly, I have observed that in a moment of ecstasy, there is a simultaneous exhaust valve release when the main valve fires, however this appears to be more of an uncomfortable loss of valve control than a de facto piloting mechanism. As to the third port, it tends to be loud and irritatingwhen the valve is fluttering, however thankfully men are equipped with an effective suppressor
*ahem*
Yes, I seem to have taken the analogy a bit too far.
"You know you're a perverted spudgunner if..."
