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[jrrdw]

All right this is just turning into a argument and waste of space. Let that be it.

[jsefcik]

well on the good note besides all that, my son was playing and i called him into my bedroom to eat for dinner he comes in i feed him and i said if you are done playing for a while come lay with me , so he crawls up on the bed , looks at me and crawls and sits like i was, legs crossed and hands crossed behind his head,

I thought it was the cutest thing, he is really cute when he does things like that

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

nade launcher

That sounds bad.

"I'll kick you in the nades!" sort of thing.

We've had our Jack Russell over 15 years now and he would have set us back tens of thousands of dollars through dog registration, vaccine shots, vet check ups, medical care, kennels and food.

Jesus, imagine what raising kids would cost.

I like the way it was presented on xkcd

[Crna Legija]

I would soooooo kick you to the curb! You just don't know....

ohh fuck yeah.

I still keep thinking your fuking 13, why dont you buy one of the anit kid walking up the stairs things to stop you dog and 2year old form going up their?


or better yet fuking train the dog my uncles go will wait at the front door for hours before hanging a piss in the house and if he does is in his own bed.

so all single fathers, dont spend any money on anything else, dont pay bills,insurance, dont spend a dime other then what your kid needs

if you only got 500 bucks then fuken oath mate

[jrrdw]

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is




Molasses."

[Gippeto]

That's a good one jrrdw..

[jsefcik]

I would soooooo kick you to the curb! You just don't know....

ohh fork yeah.

I still keep thinking your fuking 13, why dont you buy one of the anit kid walking up the stairs things to stop you dog and 2year old form going up their?


or better yet fuking train the dog my uncles go will wait at the front door for hours before hanging a piss in the house and if he does is in his own bed.

so all single fathers, dont spend any money on anything else, dont pay bills,insurance, dont spend a dime other then what your kid needs

if you only got 500 bucks then fuken oath mate

we have tryed one of those my dog chews the wood or hopes over them or just climbs through the side of them on the steps

[sharpshooter11000]

You could just keep the dog outside in a kennel, it could pee wherever it wants then...

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

we have tryed one of those my dog chews the wood or hopes over them or just climbs through the side of them on the steps

Sentry gun

[D_Hall]

[never mind]

[warhead052]

we have tryed one of those my dog chews the wood or hopes over them or just climbs through the side of them on the steps

Sentry gun

Finish your 3mm one and sell it to Jessie. I think he would enjoy it.

[jsefcik]

You could just keep the dog outside in a kennel, it could pee wherever it wants then...

my dog is a wimp being left outside too long. but he has been behaving

[jrrdw]

[never mind]

Shades of Gilda Radner?



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[jakethebeast]

DUDE's, am i seeing that no one of you want's a puukko?

[jrrdw]

DUDE's, am i seeing that no one of you want's a puukko?

What is a puukko?