The second F***ing time!!!
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ProfessorAmadeus
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Well tonight i was walking home from my friends house at around 8:00pm and it was dark. I passed a guy on this street that leads to my house, that has no street lights, and out of no where he punched me in the face! I am soo F*#*in' mad about it. In 7th grade on the last day of school 2 seniors jumped me in ski masks. I am really starting to hate my neighborhood.
SOO CUTE!! OMG!! I COULD JUST LICK YOU!!Insomniac wrote:Hey why am I a goose???? Why not somthing a little more awe inspireing, like an eagle or something? LOL
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killagorrila99
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HAHA! noice job there, Just whip out a spudgun and blast away your foes! (erm I mean scare them with the noise...haha..*uneasy laugh*)
"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
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saladtossser
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bear mace!
"whoa... I thought pimpmann was black..."-pyromanic13
Gotta love Southpark, do you just have really bad luck or did you manage to piss a lot of people off at some point?
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honor.
Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
Such is the rule of honor.
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experament_u2
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stupid q but wats a bear mace?
u should just punch them bak
u should just punch them bak
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killagorrila99
- Sergeant 2
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Hmm, I'd use a bear-catapult...
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"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
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Pete Zaria
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ProfessorAmadeus, sorry to hear about that man. Take some self-defense classes. Not martial arts, but self-defense classes. Some community colleges offer them, but look around.
experament_u2, this is bear mace: http://www.firsthomesecurity.com/mace/bepespma.html However, police-grade mace is better.
Peace,
Pete Zaria.
experament_u2, this is bear mace: http://www.firsthomesecurity.com/mace/bepespma.html However, police-grade mace is better.
Peace,
Pete Zaria.
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jrrdw
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Don't be bullied!!!! Stand up for yourself or no one will have any respect for you!!! And you can take that to the bank!!! WIN/LOSE OR DRAW, DEFEND YOURSELF!!! It will give you more self pride then you have ever expericened!!! And thats a proven fact!!!
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mark.f
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If you've got somebody in your family who's a cop, tell him about it and ask him to teach you how to fight.
My dad, (State Trooper, La), taught both me and my older brother how to fight.
My dad, (State Trooper, La), taught both me and my older brother how to fight.
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jrrdw
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Walk up to the punk thats given you a hard time for no reason, and when it trys to stare you down, bust it rite in the mouth! Face to face, man to man! You will gain respect of your piers!
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PVC Arsenal 17
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I say taze his ass then tie him up. Then feel free to drag him all over town.
