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Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:37 am

Strangely enough I have a relative like this, my gran's sister. She is obsessed by cats and hate people of the opposite sex, she is nuts and her house smells like cat pee- which is really disgusting. She is disliked by everyone for obvious reasons. Man, the police must hate this lady giving them a hard time, maybe keep up with the orange story and eventually they will ignore her :D

Growing a wall of organic material doesn't have to ruin your garden, it can take up minimal space and look good.

I would keep clear of this lady, it just seems really wrong that she is obsessed with you on such a level, a freaken diary for goodness sake! Almost sounds like she is stalking you. Maybe try get a restraining order?

If I had a neighbour like that I would practise my electric in the most conveniently annoying place I could find :P
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:43 am

If I could play an electric well enough so would I,wait static noise is more annoying really.MY garden is already beautiful I don't intend to put bamboo in it it will clash with the roses,snail crepper vines and other flowering plants.

Well your grans sister sounds like this lady!Does she happen to live in Australia?Hahaha
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:53 am

I wish she lived in Australia! :D

So how are you going to manage shooting cannons with this lady around? If she is like my grand aunt (?) then she hardly ever leaves home.
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:20 am

I don't think she does leave home....Except to sit on her varandah and call the police.She is becoming quiet a problem to me and my spudding,I hope she forgets to do her Kidney Dialisis(sp) every week or so and carks it.Hey she si away for a while!Doing kidney dialisis or something like that,but it's hardly weeks on end without complaints...

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Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:19 am

BigGrib wrote:yeah but aussies have different laws
If your refereing to what I said.
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:20 pm

Here is the answer to the problem: She loves cats, so you could tell her that you are sorry for anything that you did that may have annoyed her, and then say that you'll buy her a cat to make it up to her. Then, you buy a tiger or a lion, and turn it loose in her house. Problem solved! :lol:
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:21 pm

LOL a lion hahaha buy her a panther :lol: jk
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:07 pm

youcan always play with her furriest pussy... :shock: i think she would like you after that :D
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:19 pm

POLAND_SPUD wrote:youcan always play with her furriest pussy... :shock: i think she would like you after that :D
A might bit graphic i do think, possibly a few too many innuendos on this thread, but I'm not a mod so... I think we need to stop giving rna our supposed ideas and let him handle the situation the way he thinks best to handle it.
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:23 pm

thats nasty :?
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:26 pm

RNA will be sure to handle the situation, hopefully not after consuming 6 bottles of passion pop, and a bottle of bourbon! :lol:
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:29 pm

POLAND_SPUD wrote:youcan always play with her furriest pussy... :shock: i think she would like you after that :D
O.......K? GRanny porn is yours mate :lol: . Im all for letting a puma or other big cat loose on her tho. But I'd say murder is the best option :?
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Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:41 pm

Uh, did you try asking her why she's so bent on filling the world (or the neighborhood) with order? I mean damn, she's gotta have a reason if she's keeping a diary. Talk to her about, make a deal...I didn't read the whole post so, sorry if this has been suggested or something.

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Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:39 pm

Hailfire753 wrote:Following up on the laser idea.
What color are her cats? Some Black? Good. BURN! Or.... if you are cheap, make one.

Also, for spying, try this.

For other anti-neighbor stuff, rotteneggs.com is an ok resource, if you can wade through the crap ideas and flames.
ROCK ON!! :P I got a modded 55mW, lights matches lol. Fun stuff, really great with cats, seriously good idea (although the price is a bit steep heh) ...
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:40 am

Hey guys what you would like to do with her is upto you,haha hairy pussy...

I'm going to handle this my own way,the sensible way.With my 5mw laser and other legal fun ok.5mw,532 nm _+10 laser what does 532 nm _+10 mean?Ohh and it's green and cost me $50,not a bad buy I thought.

That Ford was one of my Dads friends,he just finished restoring it I believe he has only had it for 3 months or so and he already has another project car.

If only Tiger or Lions were easy to access.
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