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SpudFarm
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:32 pm

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"Made in France"
- A spud gun insurance.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:41 pm

starman wrote:
bigbob12345 wrote:
FordGTMan wrote:Have nightmares of dwv...Bigbob, thats you...
Haha, that was the hardest I have laughed in a long time :lol:
But really, when I walk past the dwv isle in any hardware store I start screaming and dart away as fast as I can. I then clutch onto my moms leg and stay there for a couple hours until the DWV is out of my mind.
BB, they have medication for this you know... :wink:
Pleeease supply me with some of this medication you talk of!!!
Or atleast tell me where to get it!!!1111one1!!!1!

:lol:

And psycix, I just laughed for ten minutes straight at that :lol:

Edit: Sorry spudfarm
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:08 pm

bob-a-lu wrote:hot wired your "joke" on the 1st page wasnt for spudgunners it was a you might be emo if...[/size]
Actually it was a serious one.

I was referring to BC's file called "my thoughts on spudguns" :P
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:51 pm

You might be a spudgunner if you are the first suspect when anything in your house breaks (the wind blew a flower pot off of a table in the backyard, and the first thing my mother said when she saw it laying on the ground in pieces was "why did you shoot my flower pot?")

Also, you might be a spudgunner if you spend time trying to think of something that makes you a spudgunner!
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:54 pm

and you might be a spudgunner if you read this thread
"Made in France"
- A spud gun insurance.
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:54 pm

YMBASG if- all your parents hear from you is "can you take me 2 (insert hardware/plumbing store here)"
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:58 pm

You might be a spudgunner if your room smells like primer


...even though I do all my priming in the garage
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:24 pm

You might be a spudgunner if you have random appliances with holes in your yard
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:01 pm

You might be a spudgunner if you View pill bottles as combustion chambers or...you get accused of abusing prescription drugs when found with an empty pillbottle.

I actually did have this happen to me...
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:03 pm

You might be a spudgunner if you know all the good long-range spud shooting locations within a 25 mile radius...

You might be a spudgunner if you've watched countless YouTube spud videos and seen very few that impressed you...

You might be a spudgunner if you know what PVC, ABS, C:B, QEV, SCH40, etc. mean...

You might be a spudgunner if you know the characteristics of various fuels including gasoline, hairspray, propane, Static Guard, butane, etc...

You might be a spudgunner if you know the right size of pipe for various objects like potatoes, lemons, tennis balls, golf balls, marbles, etc...
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:11 pm

YMBAS if your new favorite hobby is uping your post count by posting terrible YMBAS's...

Come on guys, you can do better than this... Some of these entries are just pathetic. You can't have the word "spudgun" or "spudding" anywhere in you if clause, that defeats the entire purpose of it. Thats like saying "you might be a redneck if you go to redneck bars."

YMBAS if everyone you know comes to you when they need something fixed (or broken...)
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:11 pm

you might be a spudgunner if you have pistons sitting on your desk.

you might be a spudgunner if you go on vacation to an asian country and buy all the peizo ignitor lighters you can for 15 cents each :P
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:47 am

You might be a spudgunner if...
When your friend asks if you want some pipe, you're suprised when they bring out their weed pipe.

Your druggy friends ask if you can make them "smoking accesories" because you're good with pipe. (both true)

You smile when you smell pvc cement
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:05 am

Lol, whenever i see PVC Cement around my school (on the pipes and stuff) i smile. I also see if anything is pressure rated on drainage pipes...
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:21 am

you might be a spudgunner if you scoff at the craftsmanship of any plumbing you see.

you might be a spudgunner if the employees at your lacal hardware store think you are running a meth lab

you might be a spudgunner if you go to the hospital to visit someone and your main concern is how to get a hold of those nifty oxygen tanks you see everywhere.
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