GAME: Wishes for Granted

[mark.f]

granted, but its made for a micro rc helicopter

I wish that i had the power to prevent anyone from making wishes.

Granted. You're power extends from 2:30 AM central time on Sundays until 2:45 AM on Sundays. Have fun.

Also, read my wish more carefully. And thanks for the engine!

Now, I wish for a better mouse. WHICH I COULD PLUG INTO MY COMPUTER AND MOVED THE CURSOR WITH THE SAME EASE AS MY CURRENT MOUSE.

[Eddbot]

granted, but it's covered in sticky white stuff

i wish this was an ungrantable wish

[Darkside 6ix]

Granted, it isn't considered a wish.

I wish that Obama legalizes marijuana =D

[Eddbot]

Granted, but because of strict quality control, prices skyrocket.

I wish for world peace. (try to screw that up)

[mark.f]

Granted. Spudguns, firearms, and anything remotely fun in general are outlawed, leaving us to walk around smiling all day and having gay orgies with our Afghani friends.

I wish for time to be rewound 0.05 seconds.

[VH_man]

Granted (HA)

However, being rewound, you step on a dust mite and enter a parrallel universe where life does not exist

I wish I could make it dangle when I wanted it to.

[mark.f]

Granted, but failure to specify what you would like to dangle results in your nose hanging to your feet. HA HA YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT NOW. GAY... GAY!!!!

I wish the caps-lock key on my keyboard to be permanently engages.

BTW, not trying to say anything about going over to theopia, but this game is about 100x funner there. http://www.theopia.com/viewtopic.php?t=980

EDIT - fixed link.

[Eddbot]

damnit...nvm

[Ragnarok]

Your Caps Lock key is permanently engaged, but in this act, within days, you are banned from the internet.

I wish that I could go back in time to 5:15 pm today to video my answer to a question I was asked - the man's face was priceless.
I won't tell you what the question or answer was. It was too funny, and it would blow your mind to bits.

I also want Dan vs. the Alsatian on video.
Now this was seven kinds of awesome. There was an Alsatian who took to repeatedly and loudly barking at Dan (one of numerous friends from stage crew, a 6' 4" Martial Artist with deep red hair in a ponytail).
Dan turned around to face it, bent slightly, staring at the dog... then barked back. The Alsatian physically leapt backwards, and bolted back inside the building.

[Eddbot]

Granted. But the man's reaction to the video camera in your hands changes his expression.

I wish i had $180...Without whoring away any part of my body, being, or knowledge.

[Ragnarok]

A close relative dies and leaves you exactly $180 (and nothing else) in their will.

I wish that I could ban anybody (and everything up to potentially everybody, if I chose) from the internet for varying periods of time up to forever, but at the same time, grant fair pardons should I so choose.

[VH_man]

Granted, but in doing so the internet is left with you and a small number of other people, resulting in the internet becoming useless and boring.

I wish My electric Bike were faster.

[TurboSuper]

Granted, but in doing so the internet is left with you and a small number of other people, resulting in the internet becoming useless and boring.

I wish My electric Bike were faster.

Granted, but now the wires will melt.

I wish I had an SLI setup on my computer.

[Ragnarok]

And why would that happen? You act like I plan on banning everyone.

I wish My electric Bike were faster.

Your electric bike is faster, but only by a millionth of a mile an hour.

Alternatively: Your bike is now incredibly fast, but you come off at top speed and end up horrifically maimed.

EDIT: Curses, beaten to it.

I wish I knew the second to last digit of pi. (I already know the last digit.)

[mark.f]

Granted, but your Genie had to look up SLI on Wikipedia, and now is pissed off at you, so leaves you with an SLI setup with everything else, including power-source, cooling system, and processor removed.

EDIT - Ragnarok, since you know the last digit, your genie simply lists 9 digits because that's good enough.

I wish for some curtains.