The Official: "Things that piss you off" Thread!!
- killagorrila99
- Sergeant 2
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And people that hold there feelings back (anger, hate, love ect.)
I mean if you wanna tell me to "F%&K OFF" than tell me to "F%&K OFF" ok?
I mean if you wanna tell me to "F%&K OFF" than tell me to "F%&K OFF" ok?
"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
- Flying_Salt
- Corporal 3
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I HATE eating with noisy eaters. I knew this one kid that would be like "mmm hmmm gmmm nmmm" in a low voice no matter what he was eating.
I hate when people say "like" too much.
I hate when people walk out of Church early or come extremely late. I'm sorry, but it really annoys me.
People who do nothing but watch TV. All they want to talk about is what was on last night.
People that look over your shoulder when you're working or reading a book. I've had people go like "Wait, I'm not done with that page!"
And lastly, I hate being around people who refuse to bathe/ brush thier teeth regularly.
I hate when people say "like" too much.
I hate when people walk out of Church early or come extremely late. I'm sorry, but it really annoys me.
People who do nothing but watch TV. All they want to talk about is what was on last night.
People that look over your shoulder when you're working or reading a book. I've had people go like "Wait, I'm not done with that page!"
And lastly, I hate being around people who refuse to bathe/ brush thier teeth regularly.
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The main thing that bothers me is when people manage to use the word "Like" excessively. Try learning some vocabulary for whoever's sake.
Overly religious people, if I wanted to join your over-serious and rule crazy order I would, STOP BUGGING ME, I don't force you to not believe in the "All powerful" aspect of god.
People who talk big about stuff like school pranks and beating people up, then never actually do it. I admit I may be that way some times but I regret it, most of the time I'm just trying to give other people ideas.
Playing games over the internet and spending a half hour getting kicked out of games or getting into them only to find out its modded or cheated. If you're going to mod or cheat, put it in the title.
I really hate when people call everybody "newbs" if you've ever played DOTA on Warcraft you'll know what I mean. Whenever I kill another player or sit around for 2 seconds they call me a "newb" then they do the same exact thing.
Overly religious people, if I wanted to join your over-serious and rule crazy order I would, STOP BUGGING ME, I don't force you to not believe in the "All powerful" aspect of god.
People who talk big about stuff like school pranks and beating people up, then never actually do it. I admit I may be that way some times but I regret it, most of the time I'm just trying to give other people ideas.
Playing games over the internet and spending a half hour getting kicked out of games or getting into them only to find out its modded or cheated. If you're going to mod or cheat, put it in the title.
I really hate when people call everybody "newbs" if you've ever played DOTA on Warcraft you'll know what I mean. Whenever I kill another player or sit around for 2 seconds they call me a "newb" then they do the same exact thing.
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- killagorrila99
- Sergeant 2
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- Location: Australia.
^ Nerds that play online games. Just kidding atlantis! dont eat me.
"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
- killagorrila99
- Sergeant 2
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- Location: Australia.
I yell at tellemarketers when they call. It's fun caus whenever they try to talk you just yell nonsence words
"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
Telemarketer: 'Hello sir, may I speak with Mrs ********'
You:'Shreoupeeero'
Telemarketer:'Sorry didn't catch that'
You:'onu foutou uuuu o imnietititites es'
Telemarketer:'Im sorry I must have the wrong number. Thank you for your time'
You:'QUEEEENOITOIIIEIEIMNDES!!!!!!!!!!!'
LOL
Even better, go here http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homer.html and put the phone up to the speaker, then start hitting buttons lol.
You:'Shreoupeeero'
Telemarketer:'Sorry didn't catch that'
You:'onu foutou uuuu o imnietititites es'
Telemarketer:'Im sorry I must have the wrong number. Thank you for your time'
You:'QUEEEENOITOIIIEIEIMNDES!!!!!!!!!!!'
LOL
Even better, go here http://www.ebaumsworld.com/homer.html and put the phone up to the speaker, then start hitting buttons lol.
- saladtossser
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i hate people who always join the winning team on tank ball...
oh and i hate getting abs cement on my clothes, looks like a piss stain
oh and i hate people who comments "digg me down" on digg and then a few hundred people decide it would be funny to digg the guy's comment up.
oh and i hate getting abs cement on my clothes, looks like a piss stain
oh and i hate people who comments "digg me down" on digg and then a few hundred people decide it would be funny to digg the guy's comment up.
"whoa... I thought pimpmann was black..."-pyromanic13
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^ I don't think it looks like a piss stain...
- MisterSteve124
- Corporal 3
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It does look like a piss stain its yellow
Ill go to a restraunt and say i want a cheese burger with EVERYTHING.
and then ask do you want tomato,do you want mayonaise, do you want mustard,do you want lettace, do you want onion,.........
If i say everything that meens everything.
and then ask do you want tomato,do you want mayonaise, do you want mustard,do you want lettace, do you want onion,.........
If i say everything that meens everything.
Thing that piss me off:
*when something breaks they act like i am the tech support dude and know how to fix it just because i am a smart handyman.
*people looking over my shoulder.
*people hitting me in my nut sack randomly and for no apparent reason.
*girls calling me: benny benny ben ben ben benny ben ben
*parents being ignorant buttholes regarding spudguns
*when people call your phone but when you pick up there is no one on the other line
*Dumbass know-nothings at school (mostly in my civics/economics classes)
*when I am using a urinal in a big empty public restroom and some guy comes in and has to use the urinal right next to the one I am using.
*When I am using a urinal and the person next to me trys to talk to me while i am pissing.
*Micheal Jackson's nose
*pimpmann22's face just kidding
*when something breaks they act like i am the tech support dude and know how to fix it just because i am a smart handyman.
*people looking over my shoulder.
*people hitting me in my nut sack randomly and for no apparent reason.
*girls calling me: benny benny ben ben ben benny ben ben
*parents being ignorant buttholes regarding spudguns
*when people call your phone but when you pick up there is no one on the other line
*Dumbass know-nothings at school (mostly in my civics/economics classes)
*when I am using a urinal in a big empty public restroom and some guy comes in and has to use the urinal right next to the one I am using.
*When I am using a urinal and the person next to me trys to talk to me while i am pissing.
*Micheal Jackson's nose
*pimpmann22's face just kidding