Odd things to do in k mart

[pyromaniac]

Ok post anything that you wish or think would be fun to do in K mart, sports authority, empire state building, ect...

for the empire state:
(1) i want to bring in a suit case with a food timer and let it click while going up the elevator.
(2)Also i want to just face the corner of the elevator and say im in time out.
(3)hold the door open and say you need to wait for jeff.

For K mart:
(1) make a ramp for a bike take the fastest bike then ramp into the fish tanks.
Take all of the plants in the flower section and plant them in lawn chairs, cash registers, toys, ect....
Have fun.

NEVER DO ANY OF THIS!!!

[spuzi14]

Go into a mirror store with a camera flash

Been there, done that.

[paaiyan]

Grab a whole lot of condoms and put them in people's baskets randomly.

Ask someone at the gun counter to look at a 12-guage and then ask where the anti-depressants are.

Hide in a clothes rack and scream bloody murder when smeone starts rifling through stuff.

Saw a video of some guys that recorded a whole lot of random cusswords and put the cassette in a boom box and played it.

Ask a lady who works in the lingerie department to try something on for you because "you look just like my wife"

Set all the alarms in the clock department to go off at ten-minute intervals.

Get a few friends and a few tricycles and race around the store.

Get a universal remote and piss off the kids that are always playing the videogames.

Around Halloween, get in a full costume and stand near the costume aisle so people think you're a display, then randomly jump out and scream.

[Redcoat]

in k mart i would probably go to the info desk and pretend im from like Russia or something(no offence to the Russians) and pretend i cant speak english and just waste their time.

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[paaiyan]

Oh, and the ever-popular air horn prank.

[frankrede]

the empire state building one is a quick way to get yourself arrested.

[spuzi14]

LMFAO! I know what I'm gonna do spring break...

[paaiyan]

That it is. Especially the whole suitcase thing.

[paaiyan]

If you want a good all-around prank, get a petition to end women's suffrage and see how many you can get to sign it, that's always good fro a few laughs.

EDIT: It's also pretty funny to go to wal-mart at one in the morning and buy 72 rolls of toilet paper and 2000 plastic forks.

[A-98]

take a walkie-talkie and put it somewhere concealed (eg, a trash bin[under the bag], or in one of the clothes desplays (the round ones), or on the back of a maniquen(sp?)). then when someone walks by say something funny, offensive , whatever. or make a farting noise.

take one of those fart machines, and put it in your sweatshirt pocket. then walk around farting. watch the funny reactions of people who try and ignore it.

[homedepotpro]

you ever been to wal-mart and there are those moms who just yell at their kids to "get over here" and "don't touch that". well one time as a joke i ran into wal-mart and my aunt chased after me yelling "get back here you little brat!" we pissed off the old greeter lady at the door, she kept giving us the evil eye

[hi]

go in, ask someone who works there what their name is, then when they tell you, ask them where you can find the manager/ complaint department.

to add to the 12 gauge shotgun thing, instead of asking for anit-depressents, say, yes ill take it, can i get a shot gun shell please? they they tell you that its $15 for a box of 25, say "ohh, thats ok, i only need one" i saw that in a movie, not sure which one.

[pyrogeek]

Shotshells aren't $15 for 25. AAs are like $6 per 25. A hundred Remingtons run about $15 though.

Another funny thing to do is to put stupid stuff on layaway. Like, M&Ms or condoms. Or, you can collect random things that just don't look right together. Like condoms, lube, and dog food.

[Flying_Salt]

Like condoms, lube, and dog food.

I'm not going to ask what you do with that dog food...

There's the ever-popular building castles out of boxes then dressing up in plastic armor and waging war with your friends.

Use the cameras as a mirror to pick you nose.

Browse through people's carts as if they were shopping shelves, taking out random items.

Balls in random places are always fun.

Tire rolling in the auto section (most wal-marts have them) is hilarious fun.

[mega_swordman]

Find an unattended ringing service phone, pick it up and say "Hello, Dominos."
Set up a tent in the outdoors section and refuse to leave.